Jesse over Pandagon provides us with an analysis of the Bush Energy Policy that manages to be both incredibly insightful and absolutely hilarious at the same time:
"Hey, Bob, we're going through ink cartridges like they're water."
"Why don't we start up an arm of the company that makes ink cartridges, then we can buy them at cost?"
"Why don't we just buy this $50 program that would let us send interoffice memos through the network, which would cut down on printing by 40%?"
"Well, once we get the ink cartridge situation under control, we can do that."
"But...what about conservation of ink now?"
"We'll have our in-house ink supply firm work on a 90% more efficient cartridge. It should be done in, oh, 15 years."
"You know, I was wondering why we had ice swans made of refiltered Evian at our Boxing Day party. And why we had a Boxing Day party. I think I know why now."