abortion: Competing with new-comer "Persistent Vegetative State" in the hearts of single-issue voters.
bankruptcy reform: What happens when "usury" loses all negative connotations. Credit Card Company Protection Act of 2005.
Christians: Far more diverse a group than seen on TV.
culture of life: Not taken seriously after birth. Still open to interpretation, especially among its adherents.
death penalty: Better to err on the side of vengence. (See culture of life)
Democrats: Far too legalistic for "a nation of laws, not men."
ethics committee: Almost as irrelevant as the House Un-American Committee in the early 70's.
federal judiciary: Out of step. Clearly the cause of everything wrong with America today.
.50 caliber sniper rifle: Designed for the battlefield but there to give you that little extra punch when engaging a deer at more than two miles.
I-Pods: Hallmark of the everyman.... after all the President has one!
John Bolton: Not to be approached if encountered in a dark alley or any public space. Has spent much of his career redefining the word "diplomatic."
nuclear option: Death of conservatism, writ large.
pandering: Propelled to new heights in the current political environment. Question: Has the death of the Pope always coincided with lowering "Old Glory" to half-staff?
Pope John Paul II: Still deceased. Evidently the prime mover behind all major international changes over the last twenty-five years.
separation of powers: Should never get in the way of the will of the majority.
Tom Delay: Martyr. At least Boss Tweed was aware of his own fallibility.