For the last year, the White House has issued a daily press pass in the name of Jeff Gannon of Talon News. Mr. Gannon is known for tossing softballs at Scotty “Little Mac” McClellan, major general of the White House Press Room podium. Many a time Gannon's puffballs have saved Scotty from answering tougher queries by other reporters. Indeed, Bush himself asked him a question at his last press conference. Check out this humdinger from the campaign:
JEFF GANNON (Talon News): Since there have been so many questions about what the President was doing over 30 years ago, what is it that he did after his honorable discharge from the National Guard?
Did he make speeches alongside Jane Fonda, denouncing America's racist war in Vietnam? Did he testify before Congress that American troops committed war crimes in Vietnam?
And did he throw somebody else's medals at the White House to protest a war America was still fighting?
What was he doing after he was honorably discharged?
So what is Talon News? Turns out it isn't news at all--it is associated with the infamous GOPUSA, a partisan website. Scandal you say? Not quite yet.
You see, Mr. Gannon was subpoenaed in the investigation into Plamegate, the investigation into the outing of the CIA wife of Ambassador Joe Wilson, who debunked the President's claim in the 2003 State of the Union Address that Iraq was trying to obtain yellowcake uranium alloy from Niger. Turns out Mr. Gannon suprised Mr. Wilson during an interview by mentioning that his wife was a CIA agent. Certainly this is turpidue enough to start the media digging to find more.
Not quite--it gets better. It turns out that “Jeff Gannon” is a pseudonym. Despite the fact that married women reporters who keep their maiden name professionally are required by this Administration to keep press passes in their husbands' name, Mr. Gannon is allowed to keep his pass in his fake name.
So the folks over at Daily Kos went to work trying to find out who this gentleman is. They think they have a prime suspect: Mr. James Dale Guckert. Mr. Guckert owns www.jeffgannon.com and key details of his life match those of Gannon's own biography. Certainly enough to trigger the “Gannon Affair“, right?
Once again, not enough--turns out that the blossoming story includes the key ingredient to any great scandal--sex. You see, the detectives over at Daily Kos assert that they have found that Mr. Guckert also owns some very interesting web domains, such as:
www.jeffgannon.com
www.Hotmilitarystud.com
www.Militaryescorts.com
www.Militaryescortsm4m.com
Wow. So, research seems to indicate that the fake GOP reporter who attacks Democrats in White House press conferences, possibly leaks the name of a CIA agent in an unsolved national scandal, turns out to be either a gay pornographer or pimp?
I don't make this shit up, people.
Update, Wed. 10:48: Gannon quits Talon News--there must be something else to his story or he wouldn't give up so easily.