For the last few months we've been hearing that Bush is a “resolute” leader because he is willing to stay the course in Iraq.  According to Mr. Bush: “all the world can be certain: America and our allies will keep our commitments to the Afghan and Iraqi people.”

However, Republican pundits are now indicating that word from the White House is that a new type of “resoluteness” is required.  According to all of Bob Novak's sources, all of the expected foreign policy team for a second Bush administration is expected “opt for a withdrawal.”   Since such a course would be sure to provoke civil war,  “[i]t would then take a resolute president to stand aside while Iraqis battle it out.” 

Such “resoluteness” has not been seen since Big Brother decided to fight with Eurasia instead of Eastasia.

Afghanistan:  The Republic of Kabul.

budget estimates:  Laughable.  The soft bigotry of low expectations for professional economists.

Bush hatred:  More intense than Clinton hatred.  Has yet to generate impeachment proceedings.

congressional oversight:  Embarrassing in an era of one party rule.  Made Harry Truman and Sam Ervin household names.

Conservative Democrats:  Dying breed.  In bygone days they used to vote with their Party most of the time.

Democrats:  Amateurs.  Not to be taken seriously due to a lack of media savvy.

diplomacy:  Sign of weakness.  Easier to avoid all manner of foreign entanglements without it.

elections:  Too important to be left to the pollsters.  Get out and vote!

follow-up question:  Disrespectful.  Rarely used with much effectiveness.  General fear among press corp as to where a good one might lead.

Gallup Poll:  Confusing.  Survived calling the 1948 election for Dewey to become the most respected polling operation in the land.

health care reform:  Expensive proposition.  No real solutions given that it's a responsibility and not a right.

investigative reporting:  Lost art.  Woodward and Bernstein would have had to give up Watergate investigation due to lack of interest shown in Washington Post/CBS polling.

Iyad Allawi:  George Washington of the New Iraq.  Only Nguyen Van Thieu had a higher percentage of popular support.

likely voters:  Mysterious unknown quantity.  Fastest growing segment of our hypothetical electorate.

loyalty:  Rewarded more often than competence and integrity in current political climate.

lying:  More useful as a governing principle than even Machiavelli could have conceived.  Currently no objective means to disprove.

Moderate Republicans:  Much talked about but perenial no-shows in any political debate.  Vote with the conservatives in their Party more often than Conservative Democrats.

negative campaigning:  Rigged game.  American voters supposedly dislike except when it's effective.

North Korea:  Strange paranoid remnant of the Cold War.  If the President isn't worried, why should you be?

nuance:  Overused.  Once referred to slight differences, now synonymous with a lack of principles.

The Pentagon:  Poorly managed.  Closest thing we have to a Soviet-style bureaucracy.

political campaigns:  Boring.  Expensive dog and pony show briefly seen on the nightly news.

Registered Republicans:  Recent polling data suggests they have miraculously defied all historical precedent and are now regularly counted as almost 40% of the entire electorate.  Up from only 33% in all previous elections. (see Gallup Poll)

Southerners:  A proud, somewhat sensitive lot.  “They have only two solutions to every problem; more guns and more Jesus.“  Be assured they know even less about where you come from. 

Texas:  Bigger than France and twice as assured of its own cultural superiority.

Vice Presidency:  Superfluous.  Used to be about as ceremonial a position as the governor of Texas.

War on Terror:  Equivalent of declaring war on Japanese torpedo bombers after Pearl Harbor.  May last longer than the war between Oceania and Eurasia.

Winston Churchill:  Vociferous defender of the British Empire and patron saint of American Conservatism.  He had troubles in Iraq, too.

younger voters:  Rarely have anyone looking out for them.

On Monday, Michael Tomasky wrote a great piece on the American Prospect website arguing that Republicans do well in presidential elections because, knowing they lose on the issues, they focus on character.  The article made a big splash, and a number of bloggers argued against it. 

Mark Schmitt of the Decembrist, however, got it right.  He argued that "It's not what you say about the issues, it's what the issues say about you."   According to Mark, the Kerry Campaign needs to “start trying to choose some issues that really emphasize whatever it is that they want to say about Kerry as a person that contrasts him to Bush.”   

Not only do I think Mark is right, I think the Kerry campaign understands this—and began to connect Kerry's character and the issues yesterday.  The “character issue” Kerry needs to emphasize is Bush's handling of Iraq.

But what is Kerry’s character?  According to the campaign myth, Sen. Kerry is a man who would never short change those he led, and a person who would never send his men in where he would’t be willing to go himself.  The key incidents of his Vietnam service echo these traits.  Kerry went back to save a comrade in the water and in a later incident turned into an ambush and jumped on shore to personally kill the VC attacking the boat.  Indeed, even the key endorsement of the International Association of Firefighters can be seen as playing into the “band of brothers” theme.  The campaign's theme song, Springsteen's “No Surrender“ is also geared to this campaign meme.

So far, Kerry’s problem on Iraq is that its really hard to argue that anyone could put Humpty-Dumpty back together again.  Most Americans realize that the Iraq situation is grave and don’t think anyone can really fix it. Yesterday, Kerry began to argue that the real issue on Iraq isn’t how to fix it, but whether President Bush has leveled with the American people and shortchanged the soldiers and Marines forced to fight this war.

[H]onoring your service with our thoughts and prayers is not enough.  Especially when right now, in so many ways, we’re shortchanging our men and women in the Guard. . .

[I]n our democracy, which you defend, it is so important to have a truthful conversation about the choices we face in our nation. . .

Right now, our troops over-stretched and over-extended and the Guard and Reserve have been called on to fill the gap. As President, I pledge to you that I will end the backdoor draft of our National Guard.   

Subtly, Kerry began to bring the character issue to the fore—and linked it directly to the issue at hand.  This was a direct attack on the President's so-called “leadership qualities,“ the only real leg Bush can claim to stand on.

The way I see it, this is a matter of values and priorities – and on these issues, President Bush and I couldn’t be more different.  I believe that America’s security begins and ends with our men and women in uniform – with every member of our armed forces who stands guard at the gates of freedom.  I will be a President who goes into the Oval Office every morning knowing that it is my job to help you do yours. . .And you deserve no less than the best.

And there’s something else we owe you and all the men and women serving right now in Iraq.  We owe you the truth. True leadership is about looking people in the eye and telling the truth – even when it’s hard to hear.  And two days ago, President Bush came before you and you received him well, as you should.  But I believe he failed the fundamental test of leadership.  He failed to tell you the truth.  You deserve better.  The Commander in Chief must level with the troops and the nation.   And as president, I will always be straight with you – on the good days, and the bad days. 

Two days ago, the President stood right where I’m standing and did not even acknowledge that more than 1,000 men and women have lost their lives in Iraq.  He did not tell you that with each passing day, we’re seeing more chaos, more violence, more indiscriminate killings.  He did not tell you that with each passing week, our enemies are getting bolder – that Pentagon officials report that entire regions of Iraq are now in the hands of terrorists and extremists.  He did not tell you that with each passing month, stability and security seem farther and farther away. 

. . .   But that is the truth – hard as it is to hear.    You deserve a president who will not play politics with national security, who will not ignore his own intelligence, while living in a fantasy world of spin, and who will give the American people the truth about the challenge our brave men and women face on the front lines. 

 . . .So when it comes to Iraq, it’s not that I would have done one thing differently than President Bush – I would have done almost everything differently.

And when you compare Bush and Kerry as people, the nexus of character with this issue presents a stark contrast.  Kerry volunteered for Viet Nam.  Bush, it is becoming more clear, avoided facing the very fate he sends American soldiers and Marines to daily.  Kerry would do well to play these themes subtly and often.  Doing so would highlight the central aspect of this race: Kerry must campaign against lies about his record, while Bush must campaign against the truth of his.

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.

Proverbs 29:2

John Kerry is a better choice for President of the United States than George W. Bush.  Kerry has dedicated his adult life to serving the people.  He fought this country’s enemies on sea and on land.  When he returned, he had the courage to speak against a war he knew was wrong, even though doing so made him unpopular with many.  As a young district attorney, he prosecuted violent offenders and brought new weapons to the fight on crime.  Kerry also served as Lieutenant governor of Massachusetts.  As a U.S. Senator, he led the fight to protect veterans, and drove terrorist funders underground with his investigation of the BCCI bank. 

George W. Bush has presided over one of the greatest downturns in U.S. history.  He will be the first President to preside over a net job loss since Herbert Hoover in the Great Depression.  In four short years, Bush’s massive tax cuts squandered the greatest surpluses the country had ever seen and left the nation with its largest deficit ever.  Bush let the world’s sympathy and good will slip away after September 11.  Instead of working to turn the Arab world against the terrorists, he launched a war in Iraq which attracted thousands of more converts to their cause.  Bush’s conduct of that war has left American troops undermanned and surrounded by a hostile population.  The result has been thousands of U.S. casualties and an unstable Iraq.  Worst of all, The Bush Administration has stripped away the freedoms that made America great at home while shockingly violating civil rights abroad.

This year, the choices for President of the United States could not be more distinct.  For four more years of fear, vote Bush.  To bring hope back, vote Kerry.   

Johnny, R.I.P.

Democrats have been feeling angst for the last five days.  Networks insist something is wrong, despite polls being as mixed as ever.  What seemed a sure thing a few weeks ago is now in doubt. 

The Iron Mouth reminds the nation of a simple truth: The People choose, state by state, the President of these States.  CNN cannot vote.  Fox has no vote.  CBS, NBC and ABC may present opinions, and polls may guess at the outcome of the race, but only the people may vote for the President of the United States. 

O'Reilly can only vote once.  Rush and Hannity get one pull of the lever each.  This is no more than any one of us.  At the end, the candidate with the most votes in the most states will win.  We can, we must and we will convince more people that John F. Kerry is a better choice for the Presidency of the United States.

Easier said than done?  Yes.  But an election is like any other game.  To win, you must outwork the other side.  We are outworking the other side:  A friend working with the party called from Pennsylvania yesterday.  The campaign's biggest problem is that record numbers of volunteers, far exceeding anyone's expectations, are pouring into the state.

Our task is simple--We must convince the people to vote for Kerry in the streets, the newspapers and the Internet, in short, anywhere where voters are.  Don't just stand there. 

This was just a blip, just a nothing in the political landscape. But of blips, of dust, of infinite private moments of wonder and discomfort is the world made…

Such things nearly pass for dreaming.

It was May of this year. I had heard that, in the run-up to handing over Iraq “politically” to Iraqis, in late June, the president of the United States of America would deliver a live speech weekly, to explain the administration’s thoughts.

Five Monday night speeches in five weeks. For an old newspaper delivery boy and later AP editor-reporter such as I, that was like what hearing of a surprise slew of off-season Monday Night Football playoff games must be to a football addict. That first Monday found me sitting down to dinner before the TV at promptly two minutes before 8 o’clock, ready to listen.

I must explain. I am not an aficionado of this current president. But I am mesmerized by his speaking genius. I confess to a lifelong funereal fascination with leaders who mean very little good for their people and who speak absolute insanity that passes in the minds of enough of the populace as inspired, defensible, godly, more than propaganda. I study carefully the pronouncements, daydreamy metaphors and money-printing abilities of administrators like Korea’s “Dear Leader” Kim Jong Il and Turkmenistan’s “Great Leader” Saparmurat Niyazov. With a similar gusto I await word from the “Leader of the Free World,” U.S. President George W. Bush.

How do such people rise to such power? Is politics the only profession in which the truly mad stand a chance at a grand and successful career?

That first Monday offered little more than mutters, stumbled attempts at awe and the promise of further speeches to come. On the second Monday, I cancelled plans I had in order to stay home and be before the radio at 8:00 sharp. No luck. The NPR airwaves returned to music after the Dow and Nasdaq numbers.

Well, there was much news that Monday, and it was also a holiday, so I thought the president must be otherwise occupied.

Week three came. And again, with the radio and television on and IMing with my friend Bill…nothing…no president, no speech. Was I awake, or politically dreaming?

Months passed, and after searching around a bit online for what I had missed, I gave up on the speeches. Did I hear right? Anyone I asked didn’t know of them.

So all summer I scratched my head in dreamy wonder like a sleeper just awoken. What happened?

Then, to my delight, last week, The New Yorker, in its great humor and righteousness, published its regularly appearing absurdist (but too true) quiz on the administration, this installation titled “The Thirteen Hundred Days: The Quiz.” (This is where, faithful readers, your present writer had a AP wire story appear last June, a blip about the president-candidate describing his wife as “the lump in the bed next to me.”)

It’s a compendium of administration faux pas. “Quiz” question No. 11 ran:

In May, the White House announced that George W. Bush would deliver five weekly speeches intended to shore up support for his Iraq policies. How many of the five did he deliver before abandoning the effort?

The correct answer: “(a), One.” Dreamers, awake.

--E.K. (Got comments? Write me at ekblog@yahoo.com)

Matt Drudge is fascinated with hurricanes.  This year, Mother Nature seems to be indulging his fancy quite a bit.  For the third time in four weeks, a hurricane is threatening to make landfall in the United States.  Drudge has prominently featured every one, featuring enhanced-color radar photos of menancing storms, followed by huge-type captions such as “Hell,” “Hellstorm” and “140 Miles an Hour.” 

Its almost as if an election isn't going on, that we aren't totally mired down in Iraq, or we don't have huge deficits at all.  To hear Drudge tell it, we live in a nation whose greatest threat is killer red-colored hurricanes.  Unfortunately, it isn't so.

President Bush has unintentionally given the United States of America a great gift--a gift which made us realize how precious what we have really is.  A government of the people, of rights, of a deep duty of every citizen to do his or her best to maintain those rights and that government.  That is a lesson that will not be forgotten for a long time to come.

Because President Bush has moved so far from that ideal, taken an evil act of desperation and used it to bring unprovoked war to far away places and fear to our own doorstep, threatened our liberties, our way of life and our very work, he has reminded us of the one thing we do have--the power and the duty to order our government according to principles of justice, fairness and right. 

Look around--the people of this country are stepping up, realizing that those civics-book lessons meant something and putting those lessons into action.  Interest in this election is intense and people are starting to use the tools of technology to discuss political issues in a way that has never been tried.  We can, must, and will do our duty to right the country and return it a course of justice and morality.   

Many people are decrying this election, saying that it is bringing out the worst in America.  I must differ.  This election is bringing out the best in the people of this country.  Certainly some of those who are running for office are making some bad judgments, but the people themselves are an awakening giant--learning what our duty to one another is and then going out into the public forum and fulfilling that duty in what was once called a “manly” way.

Cynics may dismiss what is written here.  But we must remember that this is the country that produced the Bill of Rights, Washington, Lincoln, the Constitution, and the victory over the Japanese and Nazi aggressors of the Second World War.  It cannot be denied that no matter how hard we are fighting one another right now, we are participating in the political process in a way that we have never seen our lifetimes.  I pray that it continues.

And but for these vile guns, He would himself have been a soldier.

King Henry IV, Part I, Act I, Scene III.

We here at the Iron Mouth are against negative campaigning.  We think it debases the political process and lowers the level of debate.  The Iron Mouth hopes that this destructive cycle of negativity ends and the Presidential campaign soon returns to an adult level of discourse.

The Iron Mouth Editorial Board is fully supportive of Karma, the process by which the Universe balances itself.  We applaud its appearance at any place where it is needed.  The Mouth makes a prediction.  Karma will be appearing regularly on the American political landscape in the very near future.  Indeed, Karma will be the dominant feature of the remainder of the election.  Whether it is good or bad depends on whom you support.  It will be good for us.

Rob's piece about the “do anything to win” moral relativism exhibited by many well-known conservative Republicans shook loose a few cobwebs and reminded me of a Rick Perlstein commentary from July titled The Church of Bush.  This is a must read for anyone disturbed by what I would describe as a conservative messianic cult of personality that has become the bedrock of support for the Bush-Cheney re-election effort.  Perlstein culls much of the material for this piece from going to a small GOP sponsored “Parties for the President” gathering in Portland, Oregon and comes away convinced that modern American Conservatism has increasingly cut itself loose from its own admirable intellectual traditions in favor of a bewildering modern day “Divine Right of Kings.”