Wingnut Tele-evangelist Benny Hinn seeks a few good security goons. 

Here's their Equal Opportunity Employment Statement:

World Healing Center Church, also known as Benny Hinn Ministries, is a religious organization that does not discriminate against applicants for employment on the basis of race, age, sex, national origin, disability, veteran status, or marital status. We do discriminate on the basis of religion to the full extent permitted by law.

Some of the requriements are interesting too: 

Born again with a high level of commitment to the Lord Jesus Christ. Must have a valid California Driver’s License. Must be trained in the operation of all special protective equipment. Must have working knowledge of all phases of security. Must be willing to take direction and diligent in its execution. Agents must conduct themselves in a professional manner and apply biblical principles of work ethics, i.e., ‘do all things as unto the Lord’. Must be willing and able to become a member of ASIS and live to its code of conduct and abide by all aspects of Federal and Local laws.

I guess he's looking for someone to get all Biblical on your ass.