According to right-wing bloggers, Bush isn't in trouble because many of the key documents in the Downing Street Memos scandal and Gitmogate are fakes.

You see, the Downing Street memos are fake because of the way the reporter handled them.  The reporter returned the originals to the owner they were addressed to after typing them up on a typewriter.  Surely this means they are FAKE!!!!!

Similarly, liberals have been relying on a document, supposedly called the Constitution, which says that people have rights endowed by their creator, to argue that Bush doesn't have the right to torture and kill the people he has locked up at Guantanamo Bay naval base. 

Well, it turns out that the Constitution wasn't even typed!  Apparently, the original was a hand-written document, with each version copied by hand from another!  Suspicously, no one who was around when it was written is alive today to verify its existence!  Sounds like another fake to me!