CNN:  Let's see if we can find another CNN employee with relatives in the disaster area so we can film another tearful family reunion.

MSNBC:  Our disaster expert tells us dropping food and water to stranded masses of people a couple days ago was impractical because evidently C-130s dropping huge pallets of supplies is his only conception how to get food to people in a disaster area.

FOX:  Forget all the bad news because the cavalry's arrived.  If we're lucky we'll be able to get some footage of gun battles between criminals and the military.