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Episode IV, A New Hope

The Death Star  White House, January 2001

Princess Leia Princess Paul O'Neill : But Alderaan Iraq is peaceful! We have no weapons terrorists, you can't possibly...
Governor Tarkin Grand Moff Rumsfeld: [impatiently] Would you prefer another target, a military terrorist target? Then name the system country! I grow tired of asking this so it'll be the last time: Where is the rebel terrorist base?
Princess Leia Princess Paul O'Neill : Dantooine Afghanistan. They're on Dantooine in Afghanistan.
Governor Tarkin Grand Moff Rumsfeld: There. See, Lord Vader Cheney, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire invade when ready.
Princess Leia Princess Paul O'Neill: What?
Governor Tarkin Grand Moff Rumsfeld: You're far too trusting. Dantooine Afghanistan is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we'll deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

Guest Blogger JB
Thursday, November 11, 2004 1:41:21 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [5]  |  Trackback
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Thursday, November 11, 2004 11:34:05 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
is a grand moff anything like a big pussy?
mon mothma
Friday, November 12, 2004 12:20:28 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
In this context, yes.
RW | ironmouthAT NOSPAMgmail dot com
Friday, November 12, 2004 2:42:19 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
uh, corect me if im wrong...but i was under the impression that we were only allowed to do math jokes on this site???
dan smolla | palookaAT NOSPAMdansmolla dot com
Friday, November 12, 2004 2:54:34 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
No. You are the only one allowed to do only math jokes, Dan.
RW | ironmouthAT NOSPAMgmail dot com
Friday, November 12, 2004 7:39:09 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Maybe on second thought Richard Clarke would make a better princess; unless we can get O'Neil and Bono back in their tutus . . .

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