The Death Star  White House, January 2001

Princess Leia Princess Paul O'Neill : But Alderaan Iraq is peaceful! We have no weapons terrorists, you can't possibly...
Governor Tarkin Grand Moff Rumsfeld: [impatiently] Would you prefer another target, a military terrorist target? Then name the system country! I grow tired of asking this so it'll be the last time: Where is the rebel terrorist base?
Princess Leia Princess Paul O'Neill : Dantooine Afghanistan. They're on Dantooine in Afghanistan.
Governor Tarkin Grand Moff Rumsfeld: There. See, Lord Vader Cheney, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire invade when ready.
Princess Leia Princess Paul O'Neill: What?
Governor Tarkin Grand Moff Rumsfeld: You're far too trusting. Dantooine Afghanistan is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we'll deal with your rebel friends soon enough.